"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
me during sports class
petition for Avengers 2 to be a musical and the only person who doesn’t know its a musical is Tony
i type with no punctuation because i want to write sentences so long that people will run out of breath reading it and suffocate
by Fall Out Boy
If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
Why is the fitness/weight loss community not freaking out over Nicole Polizzi (Snookie)? Look at her. She’s lost well over 40 pounds and is happily gaining muscles and promoting a healthy image and a healthy lifestyle. ALL of these fitness photos of her are from AFTER she had her baby and oooohhh she’s looking fine. Definitely an inspiration to me.
Snookie gettin it
james and lily sittin’ in a tree.
first comes love.
then come marriage.
then comes a baby followed by a prophecy that gets them both killed and leaves their only child an orphan
Imagine a version of The Phantom of the Opera where everything’s the same but The Phantom enters every scene like this
Never trust a person who throws away playbills.
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is