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Hello, internet people. My name is Bonnie Rose, and I love Downton Abbey, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Harry Potter. I'm 15 and I live in Chicago, I want to be a Broadway producer when I grow up, and I love musical theatre, costume crew, playing flute, English and French class, and screaming ABBA songs in public places.


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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

thosecomics:

hoh

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

It is frustrating how Clara Oswald, the companion with the most independence from the Doctor (full time job, own flat, only travels one day a week, etc), is the one people insist is most dependent on the Doctor and has her whole life revolve around him. 

BEST PICK UP LINES EVER?!

feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all

feelmyoats:

ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all

x

nipplethief:

oh my god

nipplethief:

oh my god

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

floorboreds:

i actually really like walking alone at night, pity that as a young woman this is considered unforgiveably risk-taking behaviour